Unicorn dissapointment..and a bet!

First of all I want to complain about Clarins 230 dupe Max Factor Fantasy Fire.I really ,really don`t like it... Beloved fried,who lives in UK,went online,ordered 3 bottles of it an sent it to me.For years I`ve been dreaming (I bet everyone did) about someone to copy Clarins 230 nail polish. Well all the hype about the limited dupe,that just showed up on the market,I NEEDED to get it .I got it,times 3.And I hate it.Yes,to me it`s too sheer,too blue,too purple and simply cheap looking.Seems like the pigment is NOT the same as in the cult -Unicorn Pee..Something`s just not right. I will write a full post about it but first I promise someone to post one thing;

I PROMISE TO LOOSE 5 KG/AT LEAST 10 POUNDS BY THE DAY OF 25 TH OF MAY.THAT IS ONE MONTH. I promised it to my "life coach",and if not- I agreed to cut my nails off super-short ;-) The plan for me is to go to the gym 2ce a week,and once a week to go dancing all night long.And I believe this will do it,as I`m pretty muscular,and burn fat quick,all I got to do is move a lot.So let`s see.

Here is a picture of my nails with Fantasy Fire taken yesterday with my phone,just makes my hands look horrible,and 4 coats didn`t ghive basicly any coverage.And my nails look freaking black underneath,but this happens to me every time I put jelly finished polish on.Tried it also over burgundy-didn`t like it either...