Unicorn dissapointment..and a bet!

First of all I want to complain about Clarins 230 dupe Max Factor Fantasy Fire.I really ,really don`t like it... Beloved fried,who lives in UK,went online,ordered 3 bottles of it an sent it to me.For years I`ve been dreaming (I bet everyone did) about someone to copy Clarins 230 nail polish. Well all the hype about the limited dupe,that just showed up on the market,I NEEDED to get it .I got it,times 3.And I hate it.Yes,to me it`s too sheer,too blue,too purple and simply cheap looking.Seems like the pigment is NOT the same as in the cult -Unicorn Pee..Something`s just not right. I will write a full post about it but first I promise someone to post one thing;

I PROMISE TO LOOSE 5 KG/AT LEAST 10 POUNDS BY THE DAY OF 25 TH OF MAY.THAT IS ONE MONTH. I promised it to my "life coach",and if not- I agreed to cut my nails off super-short ;-) The plan for me is to go to the gym 2ce a week,and once a week to go dancing all night long.And I believe this will do it,as I`m pretty muscular,and burn fat quick,all I got to do is move a lot.So let`s see.

Here is a picture of my nails with Fantasy Fire taken yesterday with my phone,just makes my hands look horrible,and 4 coats didn`t ghive basicly any coverage.And my nails look freaking black underneath,but this happens to me every time I put jelly finished polish on.Tried it also over burgundy-didn`t like it either...

Zoya Blair...

Never had any Zoya polishes before,so I decided to buy 2 very unique (in my opinion) Zoyas.They are a bit similar,and I needed to see in real life which one looks better on me.Blair or Isla,are the ones I got.Beautiful,"velvet - like",rich reds,seems like Blair is cool toned and a bit more blackened.Although Isla suits me better - I have yellow skin tone,I`m a warm blonde,Blair is absolutely stunning. I love it the most in the sunshine and in the evening,with artificial light,it will be great for all those evening restaurant dates ;-) It makes your skin look pale and red pops up in the middle,while around the nail it seems black ! So claassy.Aplication-flawless,so I will get more Zoyas,I just wish they weren`t all women names.. Not my kind of a way to name colors.

Last Halloween`s mani,bloody tips

Just some old pictures from last year halloween,I went as Dorothy from Wizard of Oz and did my first Halloween mani ,in very popular style : white with bloody tips,I used China Glaze Ruby Pumps for tips,and wore ruby pumps on my feet!Creepy pictures in the coffin,whooaaa.

Chanel Silver

I don`t care that these pictures look crappy,I don`t care that my hands look ugly,all I want to do is show you this unique beauty.Silver Chanel.Pictures taken months before,my nails were in really bad codition,so soft that any polish held on only one day.That was pre-  Nailtek II treatment,ow they are much better and stronger,but now I don`t have Silver anymore,sold both of them and I wish I didn`t..PICTURES DON`T DO ANY JUSTICE.This polish is the closest to the mirror silver I have ever seen.Needs Aqua base,or a ridge filler for optimal application.And you can`t use any top coat-it will take away half of it`s shine!!

Chanel Nouvelle Vague 527

And here is a classic,to me it`s in 5 Chanel polishes every polish addict needs.And these are Rouge Noir,Silver,Nouvelle Vague,Cosmic Violin (yes,just because there`s nothing like it),and together on the 5th Jade/Holographic,just because I`ve never seen any of these 2 in real life,but both sound exciting.

I normally DON`T do greens or blues. But I adore Nouvelle Vague...How not to love color of Tiffany and co. boxes? With flash it seems a bit sick and pale.I like it the best in the shade,it gets that tropical,exotic vibe.Turquoise beauty..With unique silver micro (i mean MICRO) shimmer. So classy,so rich-bitch,so timeless. I`ve heard ,that there is exact dupe of it ,it`s Diamond Cosmetic Oh! Tiff. I so need to hunt it down! Nouvelle Vague is maybe worth million $ it goes for on e-bay,but I`d rather have that $ - and use the dupe.Oh,and formula was bad..not tragic,but bad..But that`s the only bad thing about it,so overall- I STILL LOVE IT.

Opi Teas-y does it,from Burlesque collection

This one is really nice.Beautiful,a bit vampy,reminds me of Chanel Cobra or Chanel Cosmic Violine a little.Cobra had small shimmers though,and Cosmic Violine color changing gliter I think.And Teas-y does it has some kind of tiny foil particles in it,looking like glass fleck a bit.Last picture shows golden,even green sparkles,that are so hard to capture on the camera.

Chanel Jasmin 171

And here next day,as you see,much worse condition..I got big problem with cuticles,and I think SV shrinks a lot on me.

This one is plain nice,nothing else about it.Maybe just I have experienced strange thing with polishes,especially Chanels.After I put on base 2 coats of color + Seche Vite,my mani lasts one day!  Peels right off ,sometimes in one piece.But than again,I`ve lost 20 pounds lately,lost half of my hair,and my nails became soft like fish scale.Like really,really soft...So they bend all the time ,and polish chips off..Hope it will change.

Golden Rose ,Classics Metallic 03 - Chanel Peridot dupe??

Looks like it sure is!!!   Beatiful...I`m totally in love with this color. I love the nice shift from rich,copper gold to cool metallic green with a hint of blue.Some say it`s a bit warmer than Peridot,and so the color shift works better,but only Polish addicts can tell the difference. And I really don`t mind when cheap polish works better than the super expensive one.I feel like million $ wearing it.  In the sun it looks like a spoon of golden sparkles.Nothing else to say...

My top ten

I have been painting my nails for only about a year.I don`t have as many polishes as other bloggers i admire.1-st I`m messy,I would have mess from hell if I had more.2-nd I don`t have money in the moment to get more.

There are some I would love to have ,but most of the ones I love - I already have ;-))) Anytime I`m tempted to push that Buy Now button,I tell myself  "Who the fuck needs thousand nail polishes ? Relax,calm down and turn this page off.You can not use them all before you die,use some that you have before."

So in a year I`ve learned a little about my taste. I am Vegas show-girl kinda girl.the shinier the better.The brighter,the more I want it.I love colors that you can`t name with just one word.I love it freaky and unusual.I also love reds,almost all of them. I am not a big fan of pink,sheers,blue or green.

AND HERE`S MY TOP TEN

Golden Rose Classics nr 4

Golden Rose Classics nr 4

1. Sally Hansen Prism Turquoise Opal   - the boldest duochrome ever,shifts from purple to strong green.Change of colors is UNBELIEVABLE.This polish deserves a long,long post with at least 20 pictures.Funny thing is,that duochrome effect kicks ass the most by the sun set,or cloudy weather.In direct sun it shows lots of glass fleck for a change.Like most duochromes this one might have problems with drying,so I always use Seche Vite top coat.And of course you`ll need to layer it over really dark color.
2. Nfu.Oh 61   - The strogest silver holo of the world.Some say Chanel Holografic is better ,i don`t believe it.There can`t be anything bolder -it would damage eyes ;-) Like most holografic polishes it needs special base to apply right.I use Nfu.oh Aqua Base,or Golden Rose Hydrating Aquafix for 3$ only.Some use Chanel Base Fixante .Both bases dry slower than a motherfucker,but end effect is WOW (sometimes I use hairdryer for the base).  I don`t put any top coat on it - it ruins the holo effect a little.So my manicure usually stays for 1 day only,it chips easily,but when I walk in the sunshine,all the people stare at my nails.No exeption.
3. China Glaze Nova     - Slutty,shiny,in your face glitter.Silver,holo,big and small.Nothing else to say. I sometimes put it over some cheaper silver holo,just so I don`t see the nail line.Needs top coat to smooth it out.In the sunshine it blinds drivers,pilots and other creatures walking by.
4. Golden Rose   - don`t know the name... 14something,it`s all scratched out,I`ll get it for you later.I call this color Sex Toy,one time I went to sex shop and there was a toy with female fingers on it,and I swear color on the rubber nails was it ! It`jelly,cool toned pinkish red.In the evening it turns more to dark ruby.Fantastic..And my only polish ,that is so shiny itself that it doesn`t need a top coat.Dries great,formula super and cost only 1 $.  
5. Chanel Silver   - you have to apply it just like holographic polishes.It is basicly mirror in a bottle.I don`t see details in reflexions on your nails,but I see my blurry face .It is the closest polish to silver minx.But lasts only one day-top coat affects the effect a lot,so again,I don`t put it on.
6. Deborah Lippmann    - Ruby Red Slippers,polish I have never owned or tried,but love it so much,I created my own dupe.Different size red glitters in black jelly....Becomes very deep and one of the kind on the nail.
7. Chanel    - Rouge Noir,is it jelly? Looks like one to me..dark red with black to it,or maybe dark brown.Wear it with white buttoned down shirt,just like Uma Thruman in 
8. Rescue Beauty Lounge    - No More War ,is this color perverted or what?It`s like camouflage,it`s like mustard,I don`t have it,and I just want it.
9. Number nine would have to be Sally Hanse Prisms -  Amber Ruby